Stereotyping is one of the most common thought processes that people have and no one can escape it.
Almost everyone is being stereotyped to belong to a group that are associated with something. Among
the most typical stereotyping that we have are those desirable and sexy blonde women.
Blonde stereotype pertains to the two aspect of being a blonde- beautiful and dumb. This stereotyping
was openly exploited in different blonde jokes where in blondes relies more on their beauty rather than
on their brain. Here are some of the funniest blonde jokes you can come across with.
The Wishing Mirror
In a fancy restaurant in Paris, there is a magical wish granting mirror that grants wishes if you are telling
the truth. The consequence is that, once you lie, you disappear. Now comes a brunette, a red head and
a blonde and they wanted to try the magical mirror.
The brunette goes first: I think I am the smartest woman in earth… Poof! (She disappears).
The red head goes up to it and says: I think I am the prettiest woman on earth… Poof! (She disappears).
Now here comes the blonde: I think- Poof!
Blonde went to the Library
A blonde who borrowed a book from the library came back the next day, furious and mad. She slams
the book and shouted at the librarian: this is the worst book I ever read! It has no plot and it has a lot of
characters!
The librarian looks at the book and calmly reply- “so you are the one who took our phone book…”
Blonde dares to Gamble
A blonde and her friend, a brunette is sitting watching the sic o’clock news. The news is about a man on
a ledge threatening to jump then the station had a commercial break.
Brunette: I bet you $20 he is going to jump.
Blonde: Sure!
The newscast came back on and the man indeed jumped.
Blonde: oh... Here’s your $20.
Brunette: Hey I am just kidding. I already saw that news already so I know he is going to jump.
Blonde: I saw it too already, but I didn’t think he would jump again!
Aside from funny blonde jokes, there are also tons of blonde lines and facts that showcase the blonde
stereotyping. Example blonde one liner jokes are as follows:
I have a blonde friend and she called me to get my number!
I knew a blonde woman who spent 30 minutes looking at her orange juice cartoon because it
says “concentrate” on top of it.
My blonde friend applies lipstick on her forehead because she wants to make up her mind.
She’s blonde because she’s been trying for an hour to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
My blonde girlfriend sent me a fax message with a stamp on it.
My blonde friend has been trying to drown a fish for an hour now.
When asked what a quarterback is- she replied- “it is a refund”.
A blonde friend of mine gets starved after being locked out for 24 hours inside a grocery store.
When asked what happened to the bump on her head, she said she was tripped on her cordless phone.
When asked to measure how long she sleeps, she took a ruler to her bed to measure it.
Before having a blood test, she reviewed thoroughly.
When she missed the 44 bus, she just took the 22 bus twice instead.
After seeing the sign: “Airport Left”, she drive back home.
She got lacerations at her back after crawling in the pedestrian lane because of the sign “Don’t Walk”.
With so many funny lines and jokes associated to blonde, it is still amazing to find out that some people
out there even invented a question and answer test to figure out whether your friend is a blonde or not.
Among the questions you might encounter are as follows:
Q: What if a blonde has an Alzheimer?
A. Her IQ goes higher.
Q: What’s the difference between a supermarket trolley and a blonde?
A: A trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two red heads?
A: A mental block.
Q: What do you say when you look directly to a blonde’s eye?
A: Her skull.
Q: How can you tell if a fax is from a blonde?
A: It has a stamp.
Q: Why did the blonde ask her friend to gave her burned out light bulbs?
A: Because she will use them in her dark room.
Q: How would you know if a computer is owned by a blonde?
A: There is a cheese in front of the mouse.
Q: What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
A: You always hear about them but haven’t seen them yet.
Q: What did the blonde say after being told she is pregnant?
A: Is it mine?
Q: What happens to a blonde if she gets locked up in the bathroom for a day?
A: She wet her pants.
Q: What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.
Q: What do you call a half brain blonde?
A: Gifted!
Q: What does a beer and a blonde have in common?
A: They are both empty from neck up.
Q: How can you keep a blonde busy?
A: Keep her in a round room and asks her to sit in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How can a blonde hold to an idea?
A: If she is holding tight on her ears.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail while hammering?
A: Because the noise of hammering drives her crazy.
Q: Why blondes can’t have elevator jobs?
A: They don’t know the route and might get lost along the way.
Q: How would a blonde bake a chicken?
A: She will cook it for 3 and a half day because the direction says: cook it half an hour per pound and
it weighs 125 lbs.
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